Carl from ATC painted the runway all pink and sparkly! So now it’s like a…a…pink and sparkly runway!
I think it’s about 11 on the brilliantometer which is sort of like Skipper’s rudeometer but more…BRILLIANT. Not that the rudeometer isn’t brilliant because it is brilliant. Everything’s brilliant! Apart from ghosts that eat people. I don’t like ghosts that eat people.
I was bored and made new lyrics, to the whole old song, that are actually singable.
Enjoy!
Get dressed you merry gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay
Remember, Noel, our Pilot
Was born on Christmas day
Doug save’d us all with this here lie
When we were gone astray
O tidings of Douglas and joy,
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I THINK THIS IS BRILLIANT.